kira-sputnik:

out of all pop-culture phenomena, shane madej, brendon urie and john mulaney were the ones that i least expected to be energetically in the same decade (1920s)

keepthemacramesecret:

this is an extremely underrated moment tbh

memelordtrashking:

lucentgallivanter:

me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around

my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature 

fuckin raw line

girl-in-the-hitops:

first it was no horny on main by etiquette and now it’s no horny anywhere by law

overlyspecificmcrmemes:

when somebody asks me why I still listen to my chemical romance

c-bassmeow:

roxolotl:

caustickrana:

Everybody start selling our phones with the tumblr app downloaded like they did with flappy bird

Having tumblr on ur phone decreases the value

sedfierisentio:

all my tolerance for men’s dumbass behaviour is reserved for the 1D members so i haven’t got any time for anyone else’s shit sorry

dragon-of-creation:

Studio Ghibli: the name of our movie would be “Laputa: Castle in the sky”

People who don’t speak Spanish: OH that’s amazing

People who speak Spanish: *choke on saliva* La QUE?!

karnalesbian:

jettacar:

karnalesbian:

people who spell ‘um’ as ‘uhm’ cannot be trusted

uhm

yes hello bastard do you need something clarified

commander-ledi:

i have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh four personality traits. and they are

• chronic back pain
  
• monster fucking
• gay
• video game

meanplastic:

lizowskii:

true love is what you felt for that album you played for one month straight